Outwardly, I was everything a well brought up girl should be. Inside, I was screaming.
OMG MY 17 YEAR OLD COUSIN HAS A BUNCH OF HIS FRIENDS OVER RIGHT NOW AND I COULD HEAR THEM LISTENING TO FERGALICIOUS AND SINGING SO I BANGED ON THE WALL AND SHOUTED “I CAN HEAR YOU GUYS” AND THEN ONE OF THEM GOES “SHIT WHY DIDNT YOU SAY SHE WAS HOME” AND THEN ANOTHER ONE WAS LIKE “NO ITS A PART OF OUR VIDEO GAME” AND THEN ANOTHER ONE SHOUTS “DUDE WHY THE FUCK WOULD FERGALICIOUS BE IN A VIDEO GAME” IM CRYING
trying to take a picture with your friends with a phone that doesnt have a front camera
if you take me on a date to an amusement park you have a 103% chance of getting laid
this is actually because your brain confuses the adrenaline of riding roller coasters with the adrenaline of loving someone. so actually, you have a better chance at getting someone to like you if you take them to an amusement park.
i actually just really fucking love amusement parks